"I was cool once, now I drive a minivan" tee captures the essence of parenthood with a touch of humor, making it a perfect wardrobe addition for any parent embracing the minivan life.
We offer free shipping on qualifying orders and super easy returns for non-customized items! You literally have nothing to lose!
Orders are processed within 3-5 business days. We strive to get them shipped out as soon as possible, often within 1-2 business days.
Once your order is processed, it will be shipped and should arrive within 3-7 business days, depending on your location.
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Life’s too short for bad vibes and boring shirts. Around here, we believe in laughing through the chaos, throwing in a few well-placed cuss words, and embracing the kind of humor that might get you side-eyed at PTA meetings. If sarcasm fuels your soul and "appropriate" isn’t in your vocabulary, you’re in damn good company.
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I can’t go anywhere without someone commenting on this shirt! I’ve had random strangers stop me to say how much they love it. The quality is great, the fit is true to size, and it washes well without fading. 10/10 recommend!
I was not prepared for how much I would love this shirt. The design is even better in person—everyone who sees it asks where I got it! It’s soft, fits perfectly, and makes me feel like the coolest person in the room (because, let’s be honest, I probably am). I’ve already ordered another one for a friend!
My best friends daughter did the salt and sand club design so extra special to me. Fast shipping and great quality of the shirt and screen printing.
She loved the makeup bag it was a wonderful gift
Super cute. Was even bigger than I thought it'd be.
Perfect! Ordered as gifts for my coworkers.
The customer service was outstanding and the product turned out exactly how we hoped it would. Very happy with our experience.
I got 3 of these in different colors and gave them to my BFFs. We all love them and will be ordering more.
the etching on this is really pretty. I got the white with rose gold and absolutely love it!
This tumbler hit home for me! With 5 kids I never have a moment to myself. I love it so much!
Good fit, get lots of compliments on it
I get a lot of comments about this slap wrap. It's fun and functional. Will definitely be buying more styles in the near future.
so cute and perfect size for my drinks
I love this tumbler, I take it everywhere I go.
Love the shirt and it was delivered quickly! Will definitely look to order more in the future
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