We think you're gorg whatever time you show up and our 9 x 7 'I'd Rather Be Late Than Ugly' bag is perfect for holding all your tools to help you get there.
We offer free shipping on qualifying orders and super easy returns for non-customized items! You literally have nothing to lose!
Orders are processed within 3-5 business days. We strive to get them shipped out as soon as possible, often within 1-2 business days.
Once your order is processed, it will be shipped and should arrive within 3-7 business days, depending on your location.
- Compliment Magnet
- Designed, Printed, & Shipped From the US
- Safe & Secure Checkout
- Easy 14-Day Return Policy

Life’s too short for bad vibes and boring shirts. Around here, we believe in laughing through the chaos, throwing in a few well-placed cuss words, and embracing the kind of humor that might get you side-eyed at PTA meetings. If sarcasm fuels your soul and "appropriate" isn’t in your vocabulary, you’re in damn good company.