Start your day with caffeine and a laugh in our 'Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong' mug!
We offer free shipping on qualifying orders and super easy returns for non-customized items! You literally have nothing to lose!
Orders are processed within 3-5 business days. We strive to get them shipped out as soon as possible, often within 1-2 business days.
Once your order is processed, it will be shipped and should arrive within 3-7 business days, depending on your location.
- Compliment Magnet
- Designed, Printed, & Shipped From the US
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- Easy 14-Day Return Policy

Life’s too short for bad vibes and boring shirts. Around here, we believe in laughing through the chaos, throwing in a few well-placed cuss words, and embracing the kind of humor that might get you side-eyed at PTA meetings. If sarcasm fuels your soul and "appropriate" isn’t in your vocabulary, you’re in damn good company.